Greatest Down Fall

hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

(via crunchier)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via hotboyproblems)

clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

(via omgzayyn)

"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

  • when unfollowers are instantly replaced

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    (Source: literallysame, via unshaped)

    Pad head @art_and_weed
    sunshinehelbig:

(x)

    rosesalts:

    when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

    macklemoré

    (via hotboyproblems)